Aborigines are not human
The aborigines were born at the age of thirty-three, which is humanly impossible
The aborigines were born on the island of Galápagos– all aborigines were born on Galápagos
They dispersed, possibly by being beamed up onto the Star Ship Enterprise
There was an aborigine diaspora. The aborigines dispersed like spores
The OBYGYN service on the island was terrible, but there was no infant mortality because thirty-three year olds are not infants
Governmentality of the aborigines was mean, nasty, and brutish
The aborigines failed to be swayed by nationalism, so, because humans are swayed by nationalism, the aborigines failed to be human.
They did succeed in being mean, nasty and brutish, which the humans admired, and this admiration led to an interbreeding, or contamination, of humanity.
The aborigines failed to develop technology.
None of the aborigines were tycoons. Not even the “chiefs”
“Chiefs”, shaking their rattle, were observed by humans. A rattle! That isn’t power or knowledge
The aborigines are not human they are of the earth
A single human is worth an infinite number of aborigines
A single human is a Tycoon shah, King of Kings, Light of the Aryans, Shadow of God on Earth
When a single human declares war on aborigines, it is epic as a slut
Then the aborigines, their spores floating free as a lonely breeze, feeling a squeeze, went from Galápagos to Mannahattas.
Spam of Human Affection 
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