Vithourginia was from Virginia, and she knew of virgin birth. We all did.
Her dad squirted into her momma, and her momma, sensing she might be a chef,
Went into Wycleff,
Virgin birth, American style, if you will stay awhile.
You got to work for your pay, though if you stay, you will visit a pollywog,
A wlla walla doodle lotta do ka lotta say hay, rhubarb day.
Cause of subterfuge, a time on a silent street, my Rabbi, rubiat, jack rabbit, I hear the wind blow.
Spam of Human Affection 
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