Alex Jones is a ham, and spam is a combination of pork and ham. If Alex Jones is a politician, he is an unelected politician. If he was an elected politician, we can be sure, regardless of his cant and humbug, he would bestow pork. Alex ain’t got no pork to bestow. Therefore, Alex is only half the spam he used to be.
Bob Guiccione is not a ham, or a pork, or pork and ham, as is spam. Bob was part of the emerging meat market of the late 60s, early 70s, apres le deluge. We could say Bob was a sausage man, or a sausage man, who decorated the XXXmas tree with boobles and used pubic hair in lieu of mistletoe. Or, who, in publishing went deep and long, hard and thrusting, back to the Gutenberg times of the first printing press, used to print Bibles. But wait a hang? Gutenberg– that’s a Jewish surname if ever I heard one.
Jews like sausage as much as the next man, or woman, or trans, but Jews in the sausage sense of the word were assimilated, into Germany, Duetschland, but the Dutch of the Netherlands and regions, hot to distinguish themselves from the predominantly Nazi sausage served nether of the nether regions, could have, but didn’t call their sovereign nation Dutchland. Henry Hudson, of whom the Hudson River, east, west, man, woman, trans, subway, tunnel, ditch, skyscraper wireless, Gowanus canal, root canal, Love Canal, All You Need Is Love Canal, to play soccer, or American Football, or set up a foosball on a playground, with the little foosball dudes obviously soccer, or in Europe, football players,
Up in the stands, a guy shouting,
“Red Hots, get your Red Hots,
“Hot to trot to get your Red Hots, get your Red Hots,
“Hottentot Africaner get your Duetsch slot,
It is a daily grind, a daily sausage grind, but sans the sausage, put in some Kenyan coffee bins, and you’re talking a daily grind Oscar wishes almighty he could be earnest about.
Spam of Human Affection 
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