Boob/Spam

What if we were to call a boob job a spam job?

Boobs are feeding places, in more ways than once.

There is the first time– probably under the control of reflex and instinct.

It is a sucking reflex.

All who have experience with Spam know it is nearly suckable. Certainly there is no fiber in Spam.

Spam is thought to be bad for health, due to its high fat– and calorie– content.

But what if high fat and calorie content is just what the “doctor” called for?

You’re a newborn, and what you want is a little titillation,some comfort food, something to make you drowsy so you somnambulent drift into a contemplative modality as to,

“What have I got myself into this time?”