Dionysius was androgenous. Alex Jones, decidedly, is not androgenous. Arguing against myself, and all my prejudices, I cannot therefore say Alex Jones is not a Dionysius figure. He might well be.

I would love Alex Jones, after one of his football games, with the big shoulder pads protruding, him sipping Gatoraide, not at all considering one day he would be sent Key Largo, largo, from Mar-a-Lago to Alligator Alkatraz, post haste.

I hate to think what happens to androgenous genius whipped into shape, or waterboarded, ICE bath, rim job, smooth suck in a hippy hippy come to me momma milk shake, as a freshman, emitted, admitted, accepted, into Alligator Alkatraz.

What is the name of the University of Texas, Austin, football team? Texas Longhorns. What is the name of the University of Houston’s football team? Houston Cougars. The University of Houston is a public school. The University of San Diego is a private school.

An important graduate of the University of Houston is Elizabeth Warren. Speech audiology. Empathy lent, and empathy bent. Long shoreman on a Texas Longhorn, in Galveston –Bay? You mean beach? You mean topless beach or you mean the long arm of the law’s reach.

You mean sea bird and you mean mean bird. You mean shore bird soaked in oil bird. You mean meaning.