Boom Internet Love Sharing

I never even heard the words conspiracy theory before I logged on and in and out to the internet. Soon enough, I was tuned in, turned on, dropped out, dropped. This was in the late 90s. I believe 1997, for somehow I found my way to Amazon.com, became a member, FOR FREE, plus, got a coffee mug, for my troubles.

It is always a good idea to go into details about freedom.

I was moseying around the internet, using my telephone connection. Strummin on my old banjo. I mean telephone jack. It went into the wall, and I was jet set free. I was picking up some signals I couldn’t believe I had overlooked.

I coulda been a HAM operator (and this is important to my critique of spam) or I coulda been a billboard operator. I coulda schmoozed as a disk jockey or radio announcer or sweet whisper in summer sunset going barracuda.

This was in Bill Clinton’s second administration. I need a little help here. I do believe Al Gore had a lot to do with the invention, or at least the funding, of the early internet. Plus, Al was hateful about global warming. Plus Al Gore’s first name, Al, looks a lot like AI, artificial intelligence. Plus, Al Gore’s wife, Tipper Gore, was famous, infamous, notorious, for her full monte attack on the porn industry, particularly the CD music porn, of suggestive moves.