Why was Spam invented?
Why tinned meats?
Why tuna, as exciting a sport fish as trout or salmon, canned?
Canned in tins of metal?
You are bound to war, bounding a blustering, billowing, jetisoning, K-ration tinned, 50,000 miles, into the pile, jungle, rupture, bugle, trombone, let it alone, slow,
To steal the Elgin marbles from below.
Spam of Human Affection 
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