How Oscar Affected Vyvyan

Oscar, as with Robert Maxwell, Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch, went under alias, but no pen, or penis name.

Oscar, Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde, was a penis name, and when under another name, derivable from the penis name, started, at Oxford, under cover of the night,

To project, with a magic lantern, going round and round, a pir·ou·ette, a merry-go-round, well maintained, ferris wheel, maypole, play frivolously and without any serious harm,

With refreshments.

To the oral, not the anal, and certainly not to the genital.

Oscar did affection without affectation, and coming from Oxford, that’s quite the accomplishment.

Robert Maxwell, was also without affectation.

Vyvyan was without affectation.

Somerset Maugham was without affectation.