She was a crazy coot and I loved her as I loved coots.
I didn’t know I loved coots until I met her, and swooned, as did a swan,
In a swan lake of coots– and cooties.
Build a cootie, or a cootie bear, with plastic parts a crazy game, for a swaim, or swain,
A swain who will stand tall, ring out a ring tone, a swain toned and beautiful,
Just the right tinch or touch of sodium chloride, sun screen, but ever kissed titanium dioxide?
Her — let’s call her cootie Ghislaine– I wouldn’t say she was fair, for she had black hair, and that’s not fair
To people who are, say, bald.
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